Riley

Conversations you often hear between Riley and me:

Me:  Riley, are you lying?
Riley:  No!
Me:  Riley, are you sure you are being honest?
Riley:  Oh...Uh...I think maybe I got mixed up...


Me:  Riley, cleaning your room doesn't mean pushing everything under your bed or behind your curtains.
Riley:  Oh, yeah.  I forgot.


Me:  Riley, do you have on underwear?
Riley: 


[Riley is on his bed.  He is supposed to be sitting up, facing the wall as a consequence.  I go up to check on him and make sure he hasn't moved.  I find him alseep.]

Me:  Riley, sit up.  I'm adding 5 more minutes.
Riley (sleepy):  Ugh.  I can't remember when you are coming in to check on me.  It's too hard!
Me:  You're not supposed to remember when I'm coming in--you're supposed to be sitting up the whole time.

Me:  Riley, don't dip your finger into your ketchup and eat it.
Me:  Riley, don't scoop up all the leftover butter and eat it.
Me:  Riley, don't drink your juice with your spoon.
Me:  Riley, don't eat with your hands.

(It's like the David books! :) )

Love that Riley!!!